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Filled in: No, no… it’s not about the booze cabinet, but something much more manly. It seems that the Take That singer actually has testosterone injections twice a week. This is what Robbie Williams said on the matter: ”I went to the doctor to get some Human Growth Hormone (HGH). It’s what all the old fellas are on out there in Los Angeles that’s making them look 40 instead of 60. It’s improving their health, their memory, their hair, skin. Could give you cancer. I weighed that up. Thought I’d have it anyway. Went to see a Hollywood doctor. Had my blood tests. Went back. He said, ‘You don’t need HGH. You’ve got the testosterone of a 100-year-old man.’ And then everything made sense. It was kind of an epiphany that day.” So it would appear that Robbie Williams was actually facing a veritable testosterone drought… could re-joining Take That have really emasculated him to that extent?
The day has finally come when Robbie Williams has made up his mind about getting back together with his old Take That buddies! This is what a source said on the matter: “All the signs are looking good. It’s great news for the fans. They’re using this time in Los Angeles to start working together as a band again. They were delighted with Tuesday’s session and were congratulating each other as they left. They’re using this time together to crack on with reunion songs.” So this finally happened too, Robbie Williams and all of his fans can rest at ease as he will finally be returning where he belongs. This must be Simon Cowell’s doing… him and that single of his.
The singer is currently being questioned about a robbery which police hope Robbie Williams can help them solve. It seems that Robbie Williams’ entourage entered a fight with some paparazzi photographers while the singer was enjoying a holiday in the Bahamas. Hours after, the hut where the photographers were staying got broken into by a couple of men who threatened to kill them and stole twenty-two thousand dollars worth of photography equipment and other items. This one would really be a stretch for Robbie Williams’ staff, but whoever did it made a wise investment since paparazzi photos are usually worth a lot. But maybe they weren’t men at all… maybe they were aliens. That definitely connects Robbie Williams to the whole thing.
