Category Archives: pathetic

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Lily Allen Freaks On Paps

Lily Allen did the freak on a group of photographers today in London. Check out the pictures of her ranting and hitting before security could restrain her.

The photographers tried to snap her leaving her London home and somehow during the tussle — one of them was shoved into her car so she began swearing at everyone.

Lily finally got to the recording studio a little while later but then she saw more more paparazzi and tossed a water bottle at one of them.

She was hauled down to the police station and questioned for a freak out on paps almost two years ago to the day. No charges were filed then. Homegirl needs to learn how to punch though… she looks like a pathetic amateur.

Yes I’m joking. Shame on her for losing her cool.

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Pussycat Dolls On Jimmy Fallon Show Tonight

Nicole Scherzinger wearing a traditional Indian bindhi and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls are pictured here as they arrive at a taping of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon at NBC Studios in Rockefeller Center last night.

If you want to catch them performing their new single, “Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)”, the English remix of A.R. Rahman’s “Jai Ho,” watch his show tonight. The song is a take-off of the Oscar-winning track from Slumdog Millionaire.

The Dolls recently shot the video for the song in Vienna with director Thomas Kloss who has also done work for Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus. A.R. Rahman also appears in the video and on the new remix.

Tune into NBC tonight at 12:35/11:35 to see them perform.

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J Lo Is So Worth It

Apparently, Jennifer Lopez has an over-inflated sense of entitlement … and what Jenny from the block wants, she gets.

The diva had been loaned $50,000 worth of diamonds from Swiss jeweler Robert Mouawad in Beverly Hills last week for a fashion launch party.

Instead of doing what she should have done the following day which was to return the gems, Lopez decided that she wanted the expensive bling for herself!

“We received a call from [her manager] Benny Medina, informing us that Jennifer was going to keep the jewelery. As far as Mr. Mouawad is concerned, Jennifer can have whatever she wants, but a premature demand seemed presumptuous,” am unnamed source on informed news outlets.

Lopez’s manager is now saying that the diva didn’t “demand” to keep the diamonds – she believed the jewelry was her compensation for attending the launch. If that was the case, then why did her manager call to announce that she was keeping them? Put them on the spot so they couldn’t say NO GIVE THEM BACK!!

Receiving $50,000 worth of diamonds as payment for a public appearance. This must be how the rich get richer and the poor stay impoverished. J. Lo has always had a sense of entitlement, and it’s becoming more blatant obvious as she ages. If her career is fading as so many are suggesting, this kind of “gossip” is NOT going to help her image in the slightest.

“Dont be fooled by the rocks that I got,
I just took them from a launch down the block…”

The cheek!

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Kanye Shopping With His Chica

Kanye West is seen here with his new chica, Amber Rose. The couple were out for a little shopping spree at Sunset Plaza in Hollywood on Sunday (March 1). Doesn’t she know it’s not stylish to wear Huggie’s Pull-Ups in public?

My 6 year old cousin has an outfit very similar to hers, it’s made by Garanimals. Looks like she borrowed her little relative’s tank top, too. I suppose with shoes like that it doesn’t matter wtf else she’s wearing. Anyhoo- girl is LOVING this attention. It’s soooo d**mn obvious!

He even played the doting boyfriend and helped carry her shopping bags!

Kanye recently filmed VH1’s Storytellers on Feb. 13th and commented on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation, saying, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.”

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Miley And Justin Dressed For Jogging–NOT

Could these two crazy fools be running to get a frozen yogurt… Or do you think they said to each other ” Hey let’s show off our chests, go jogging and git some free publicity!”

This picture is all sorts of wrong. She’s jail bait, he’s way too old for her. She’s wearing daisy duke shorts, fashion runners, and a bikini top, he’s not wearing any underwear or top at all. They are running on pavement which is hard on the body, and jogging with paparazzi photographing their every move is just plain pathetic.

She’s way too young to be dressing like that, especially to go jogging with a man who is way too old to be hanging around her unchaperoned. I wonder, should this picture of her, a MINOR be taken without her parents consent even legal?!

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Madge Is Fuzzy

There are doubts as to whether this picture of Madonna is real or photoshopped. I think it’s real as she has had lots of pics showing her fur since she was much younger. Her love of ferocious fur seems to be one of her trademarks as a nude picture of her furry privates from her younger years just sold at auction for over 35k.

She may have always been hairy, or it could be that she is in the peri-menopause phase of her life which causes estrogen levels to fall resulting in more facial hair.

When someone is as obsessed with their looks as she seems to be it confuses me as to why she doesn’t mind a hairy face? With her millions she has so many options, she could use facial bleach, or creams to dissolve the hair, get her face threaded, waxed, lasered, or have electrolysis… yet she chooses not to.

She apparently does not want to work out less and spend more time at the beauty shop!

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Paris Hilton Is A Razzie Triple Crown Winner

Mike Myers and Paris Hilton were crowned king and queen at Saturday’s Razzies. The Razzies dis-honor Hollywood’s worst achievements of the past year in a wacked out ceremony traditionally held a day before the Oscars.

Neither of them attended the ceremony, but they each won three Golden Raspberry Awards: Meyers, because his The Love Guru was the worst picture; he was the worst actor in it; and he co-wrote the script, selected as worst of the year.

Paris’s awards were for worst actress for The Hottie and the Nottie, worst supporting actress for Repo! The Genetic Opera and worst screen couple with either of her Hottie costars, Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore.

Go here for a full list of winners

http://www.razzies.com/history/08winners.asp

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K-Fed Stylish In Manpris

Here is Britney’s ex, K-Fed looking very well fed, and stylishly dressed in manpris. He and his new girlfriend had been bowling when this picture was taken Thursday night. He makes it look so easy being sassy don’t he? Living off his ex-wife’s money? This man seems to know NOTHING about working for a living. His major talent seems to be getting women pregnant. He needs to get a life and get a job and start supporting his children with his own $$$ rather than Brittany’s.

Hopefully Britney continues to do well, regains custody of the boys, and won’t have to keep paying him spousal support anymore. All those trips to Vegas seem to make him look as if he’s had way too many trips to the “all you can eat” buffets.

K-Fed used to be a dancer. A fit one.

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Mariah And Nick Are Still Newlyweds In Love

Mariah and Nick are seen here leaving Mr. Chow last night in Beverly Hills. Not sure why she is taking her shades half on and half off, maybe she’s going to hold them in position and pose for the paparazzi?

I’m a wee bit disappointed though, her dark roots could use a touch up. Her makeup looks decent which is a nice change for her, although the lack of b**b support is a disappointment. In most every picture of these two, I always see devoted Nick holding her upright in every photo taken over these last several months, sort of like a boy scout helping an old lady cross the street!

An ex of mine tried to walk me like that when we first started dating until I was like… hon, I’m not a baby, I can walk all by myself. You can hold my hand though!

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Kanye And His Fem Bot

I’m not sure who is worse, him in his bow-tie and faded denim jacket, or his Bridget Nielson who used to date Flava Fav wannabe in red Lycra and high-heels with socks. Please, somebody call the fashion police. I’m not digging his retro-phase look at all.

His fem bot, Amber Rose is a video vixen on Ludacris’ new video. This picture was taken as they left the Gramercy Hotel in NYC last night, wonder if they bumped into any lamp posts!