Here’s Mayer with his bro outside of Nobu in NYC. Look at him for frick sake. He’s rocking Hammer style parachute pants… is that some sort of subliminal signal he’s sending out to a certain ex? You know… “U Can’t Touch This!”

My grannie used to wear hammer pants. Yes she did!   She sewed herself a pair, loved them so much that her big bottomed hen friends wanted some too. She whipped up a few sets and they started a walking club.  They would all put them on, lace up their Reebok Princess sneakers and walk around the mall thinking they looked all stylish.  *winces*

Here is an interesting lil picture of the two lovebirds in Ocean City, Maryland this weekend. No sense denying they are closerthanthis any longer… she has to be into him to be squeezing his zit! How sad for them that they don’t have any privacy during such an intimate moment.

Chris recently told a WENN reporter:

“Nobody wants to focus on what’s positive, they want to know about my personal life. Every interview I do, they’re like, ‘So, how are you and such and such doing?’ And I’m like, I don’t know you, why you all in my business? So that’s my take on it personally.”

This picture says it all. No need for anyone to ask him or her anymore!

Life & Style is reporting that Lindsay and SaMantha have been wearing matching red infinity lock bracelets. According to one unnamed snitch:

“The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts.” They also wear matching anchor necklaces because they are each other’s anchor. Aww isn’t that touching? So public, so obvious, such a loving public declaration of their closeness.

Sort of reminds me of those friendship bracelets I had when I was in elementary school. I suppose though that the ones they are wearing are waay more expensive than the cheap coloured thread ones we all wore!

Amy has had quite the week what with passing out at home, being taken to hospital and diagnosed with emphysema yet she managed to muster up enough energy to visit the love of her life hubby, Blaaake Incarcerated in jail.

Here she was snapped by the paparazzi buying some little bottles of booze at the store.

So sad.

Hopefully having a few drinks to unwind with the wee bottles seen in this picture was not the reason she was a no show for the Nelson Mandela Birthday Photo shoot.

As she is still on the roster to perform at his party Friday night we’ll have to see if she actually does make it, and what kind of a performance she’ll give!

Supposedly, she has big plans for the concert:

“The rehearsals for the Mandela show have been going so well, her people are ­worried she’ll go over her ­allotted two-song time slot….She’s planning to do Love Is A Losing Game and Tears Dry On Their Own, but has hinted she’ll sing Happy Birthday to Mandela like Marilyn Monroe once sang to John F Kennedy.”

Brooke Hogan does an interview in the latest issue of US Weekly, and… well it’s just sad.She failed at her attempt at being a singer, and now admits to a failed mother/daughter relationship. The rift is because her mom is now dating one of her former school friends, 19-year old Charley Hill:
“Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

How embarrassing for her. Both of her parents are dating or have dated former friends of hers.

Shia LaBeouf is not hot whatsoever, and I don’t really see why people think so. He also has a disgusting habit.. SMOKING.. I am soo fed up of smokers, I was just at a restaurant tonight on the patio and these people were blowing their smoke everywhere.. I recently got an inhaler for my allergies and I just wanted to pull it out and take a puff right in front of them and say please put out your cigs.. but I just couldn’t do it because I am just a chicken. Next time the occasion arises I am going to do it…

Anyway back to Shia.. he was caught in Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum’s bathroom smoking. The alarm went off and Shia freaked and put his butt out in the toilet… but it was too late he was warned if he did it again he would be out. Why didn’t they just throw him out, that would have been soo perfect.

Something about this picture made me laugh. This girl needs to find a new stylist for her modeling gigs. Here she is pole dancing on a flatbed truck shaking her booty to promote Kid Rock’s new single. Check out the knee high socks over fishnet stockings. What a fashionista!

Adnan tries to sell videos of Britney. I think Adnan and Britney’s relationship is on the rocks, because News Of World is reporting seeing a few clips. You would think Britney would just hand Adnan over a few million so she can keep him as her lover boy. If he was really smart he would wait it out, he could marry her and end up set for life.

CLIP No1 shows Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying:

“When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

CLIP No2 shows Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles:

“Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

CLIP No3 sees a Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba.

She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Adnan is still withholding CLIP No4 and CLIP No5 but CLIP No6, filmed last week, shows Britney crying hysterically after a night out.

I am fed up of Amy Winehouse and her druggie ways. We need to throw this girl in rehab or something. We can’t have her wondering around her bra, because it really scares the cr*p out of me! This is one sad human being…

Amy Winehouse and her hubby were arrested in Norway for being in posession of marijuana ! This girl was supposed to be in rehab, I thought she wasn’t allowed any drugs, and isn’t her hubby supposed to be supporting her! These charges landed her and the Mr. in separate overnight cells, along with a 500 euro fine.

I guess a lot of celebrities don’t feel weed is a drug just a glorified cigarette!