Katy Perry wants us to know she is for reals! A real live woman who does scandalous things like drinks, farts, and picks her nose! Can you imagine?

Katy told Fabulous, the UK magazine’s Hot Talent issue:

“I say what I think. I’m a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who’s afraid to step out of the hotel room.

“I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I’m not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I’m a sassy girl.”

When I read that, I thought to myself, is she trying to imply that Britney or the Pussycat Dolls, or Girlicious or Miley Cyrus never fart or pick their noses? According to the buzz, THEY are all manufactured pop tarts!