Posted by: Chatterbug 
Filled in: It seems that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t soon forget the insults brought to her… or perhaps the fact that she’s off the drinks for a while now has helped her memory. Either way, the multi-talented artist has recently been invited to the MTV Movie Awards, but when she found out that she was seated next to Dr. Drew she immediately demanded that her seat be moved elsewhere. It would appear that Lindsay Lohan has not forgotten the comments that Dr. Drew made about her drug problems and the way she’s dealing with them. Maybe there will be a time for vengeance at some point too, who knows what brews in Lindsay Lohan’s dark, sober mind?
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Jun
20
May
Not because she’s stuck in Cannes and on top of all that, she’s lost her passport, no! Lindsay Lohan can’t go to her AA classes because her alcohol ed instructor has been hitting on her and so made the idea of going to the classes very uncomfortable. This is probably the explanation Lindsay Lohan will try to bring up on her court day tomorrow… or a representative or hers, because it’s pretty clear by now she’s not going to make it. It looks like it’s prison after all… Well, at least her alcohol ed instructor won’t be able to follow her there and make her feel uncomfortable.
1
May
The singer and TV personality is apparently very compassionate about poor Lindsay Lohan since Rosie O’Donnell grew up together with Dina Lohan… more or less. This is what Rosie O’Donnell said about Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay Lohan’s mother grew up one town over from where I did. I’m the same age as her mother… There’s like five people who are famous from the area we grew up and she’s one of them, and it makes me very sad. I look at Lindsay Lohan and think, ‘That could be my child’ – literally. All I wanna do is help her and save her and I wonder why her mother does not.” Great going at very subtly criticizing there! Lindsay Lohan might have some warm feelings for Rosie O’Donnell after this, but her mom is sure going to turn over a new leaf.
26
Apr
Things are not looking to pink and happy for Lindsay Lohan. After all of the things that went down for her last week, the multi-talented artist was also recently fired from her latest acting job for the movie “The Other Side”. Apparently the movie’s producers didn’t consider Lindsay Lohan as a very good investment for their picture: “Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement.” It’s ice-cream and romantic movie time now for Lindsay Lohan… but wait, that’s not how she rolls, that’s not how she deals with these setbacks. Prepare to hit the clubs, all-nighter is going to be an understatement in relation to what will follow.
21
Apr
It seems that the pop singer’s father has been struck by a very powerful bolt of nobility ever since his minor stroke a while back. So much so that Michael Lohan actually wants to engage in the endeavor of bringing back the successful singer and actress that was once Lindsay Lohan. This is what he said on the matter: “I absolutely agree that a parent must ‘go to any length’ to save their child, or for that matter, anyone we can. And it’s time to help Lindsay resurrect her life and her career.” Getting Lindsay Lohan back on track certainly promises to be a monumental task. Michael Lohan probably doesn’t really know what he’s getting into… but he can very well quit it at any time.
12
Mar
It looks that the commercial from E-Trade with the “milkaholic” baby Lindsay was indeed a spin-off of the loveable multi-talented artist Lindsay Lohan. Apparently a reporter got hold of the brainstorming notes for the commercial and apart from taking in the name of Lindsay, the producers also had a number of other adjectives besides “milkaholic”: “gutter hound”, “fish face”, “rug burn”, “skanky cake” and so on. So Lindsay Lohan might just have a case with these people. Pay-day is finally coming and it’s coming fast! But just wait until Michael Lohan gets involved in this one too, then things are going to get mighty, mighty interesting. Maybe they’ll do a commercial about him too.
29
Jan
Michael Lohan has been arrested for alleged violation of a restraining order obtained by an ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller.
Lohan was most recently reported making plans to move to the West Coast with his new girlfriend, Kate Major. But he was alleged to have tried to make contact with Muller by telephoning her at her job last week.
Lohan, father of Lindsay, was arrested by Nassau County Police and booked for criminal contempt. He is due in court on February 25th.
Lohan for his part denies the allegation. A source says Lohan claims that Muller has an upcoming arrest pending.
Lohan reportedly said: “Erin lied and pressed charges. She is being arrested again in NY City and Nassau County 2nd Precinct. Erin said I called her but she lied because she heard I was in Costa Rica instead.
“I have proof and she doesn’t. Her lawyer asked for money to drop the charges. How is it that I have proof and she doesn’t?”
30
Nov
Lindsay Lohan’s father has found himself at the centre of a fake suicide drama.
Michael Lohan was forced to deny claims he was planning to kill himself after an impostor used social networking website Twitter to send a series of messages supposedly from him.
One read: “Fiance just left me. My whole family hates me.
“I spent Thanksgiving with my Mom. I just can’t do any of this any more.”
Another message posted soon afterwards read: “The death of my father left me in a black hole.
“IDK [I don't know] what to do.”
Then another read: “Heading to the Brooklyn Bridge.”
His final message, addressed to daughter Lindsay, said: “Love you. Bye.”
But in an email to US media website Gawker.com, Lohan wrote: “This is not not not me.
“I do not have and never had a twitter [sic] and twitter’s [sic] corporate office confirms that. My lawyers are investigating.”
Lohan has faced criticism in recent weeks for releasing taped phone conversations he had with Lindsay’s mum, Dina, to US media outlets. It has been suggested that he could be jailed for the leaked audio. The former convict is estranged from the Mean Girls starlet.
12
Nov
Lindsay Lohan’s mother claimed her starlet daughter suffers from the impulse to cut herself.
Dina – in a segment of phone tapes that Lindsay’s father, Michael, released to the public – is heard saying that Lindsay had been cutting herself.
The tapes have caused Lindsay enormous anguish and fractured the family into pieces with both Lindsay and Dina threatening legal action against Michael over the incident. Michael, meanwhile, sees himself as on a crusade for his daughter’s life.
RadarOnline.com claimed it had obtained a phone conversation between Dina and Michael, in which they blame each other for Lindsay’s situation.
Radar reports: “Michael is talking with Dina, telling her that he represents the bad things in her life and Dina interrupts him, saying, ‘Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it’s bad Michael, it’s bad.’”
In the 2008 call, Radar reports that Michael says he does not accept any blame for Lindsay’s situation, telling Dina: “I will feel like it’s everyone else’s fault.”
Michael has spoken out about what he alleges is Lindsay’s perilous prescription drug abuse. He said: “I admit, I’m being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes. But I’m tired of being lied about. I’m tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I’m not, so now I’m going to prove to the world who the real liars are.”
9
Nov
Lindsay Lohan cast her cares to the breeze, partying in Hollywood with her rumoured ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel.
Lohan’s troubles are many, both in career and personal life, which is a day-to-day tabloid chronicle involving most of her immediate family. Her father Michael is publicly airing his view that she is on a path to destruction due to prescription drug use. She is on extended probation and ordered to undergo intensive drug and alcohol education.
Semel and Lohan stepped out to Crown Bar to join a group, including Twilight’s Kellan Lutz, that was partying at the nightspot. RadarOnline reported Lohan looked a little worse for wear. Semel, she had always maintained, was just a friend. But the pair were once rumoured to be lesbian lovers and Lohan has been in an on-off again tumultuous lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.
The pair happily partied the night away, with Lohan dancing for most of the evening. She recently laughed off reports that linked her with Gerard Butler and male model Petey Wright.
