Lindsay looking fabulous. The wonders of Photoshopping are aptly displayed here aren’t they?

In other news on Linds…

She’s back on the prowl as TMZ is reporting that SaMan changed the locks on her home over the weekend, their photographers took photos of the locksmith, and Lindsay herself just gave this statement to E! News:

Lindsay tells E! News that she has confirmed that she has split up with SaMan. For those of you who follow her Twittering, you’ll most likely know about how upset she was! Here is her brief little statement:

“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Wonder if what went down on the weekend has anything to do with this little time-out…

Lindsay was not invited to the launching of SaMan’s sister, Charlotte Ronson’s new fashion line with JC Penney over the weekend. Lindsay had to be escorted out of the building by security as SaMan left instructions she was not to be let in.

Sources told OK Magazine Linds even knew she wasn’t supposed to go, but tried anyways to get in and ended up being “restrained from coming in by five security guards.”

Here is the Ronson clan… minus Linds:

Chris Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos and the prosecutor in the Rihanna case have been dealing in “serious” plea bargain negotiations and says an unnamed source, a “deal is close.”

TMZ is reporting that Chris will plead not guilty tomorrow, as the plea may just be a formality.

Sources say Rihanna has insisted that she does not want to tesitfy in the case and prefers that Chris cops a plea deal.

She’s in Barbados right now and TMZ says it is because “she wants to be as far away from this case as possible.”

Rihanna wearing J Brand “912 wounded knee” jeans in dark vintage was out with her assistant Melissa Forde for dinner at Da Silvano restaurant in New York City’s West Village last night and afterwards, the two went to see a movie.

Earlier this week, Rihanna and Melissa were seen at a Honolulu Airport in Hawaii this past Wednesday. No one really saw much of her out and about in that sunny state as a guest at their hotel said:

“Rihanna hasn’t left her room except to go to the studio.”

Here she is in the Bahamas today. Way to rack up the frequent flyer miles and leave a carbon footprint!

Her boy Chris Brown is due in court Monday to face the charges against him. Wonder if she’ll show up there?

Chris Brown who has been charged with felony assault and making criminal threats following his alleged assault of Rihanna last month is the topic of more gossip.

The latest word is that it was Natasha Ellie who sent the three-page text message the one initially reported to be from someone who Chris “had a previous sexual relationship with.” When Rihanna checked his phone, that’s what started the argument during which Chris allegedly punched, bit and choked her until she was unconscious.

A source said:

“Rihanna has been having problems with this girl for a longtime. Rihanna even reached out to Natasha, but she denied everything. Have you heard the song ‘Emergency Room’ by Rihanna? In the lyrics she mentions finding Natasha’s number in Chris’ jeans. Rihanna didn’t write the song, but she met with the songwriter and told her how she felt and what she was going
though and they came up with it.”

‘Emergency Room’ includes the lyrics:

“I was pickin’ up your clothes in the
closet/ I was bout’ to throw your jeans in the washer/ ‘Til I saw a piece of
paper sayin’ “Tasha”/ I gotta say I found this a bit shockin’/ And some
reciepts here that say you went shoppin’/ You bought some Nike shoes/ But
why you buyin stockings?/ Boy how could you lie to me?/ I thought you would
die for me/ I’m not accepting another apology.”

Natasha lives in L.A. She has worked as a runway model and also
starred in several R’n'B videos, for artists including R. Kelly and Akon.

Natasha’s rep has denied the model had a relationship with Chris, but did confirm they met in Miami two years ago.

Dita Von Teese who is Marilyn Manson’s ex-wife says she’s been getting a few calls from him lately.

Dita said:

“He’s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, ‘I made a big mistake’. And I’m like, ‘Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.’ Right now I’ve got three (men). They’re all in different parts of the world… That’s my biggest sin – juggling men.”

He’s had a few young chicas since they split. A couple of the girls seemed to be trying to be younger versions of Dita dressing with a similar fashion sense to hers but they only came off as poor imitations.
Did he finally realize that there is nothing like the original?

I like Dita’s style even though I somehow doubt she has 3 guys right now. While I am sure she’d have no problem doing so, I think she’s just saying it to keep up appearances- which I don’t blame her for at all. She seems to be the kind of woman that when she’s with someone, she’s really with him.

I think the Manson experience made her grow up as a person, because I can tell you that she used to be way more “bi***er than she is now. She must be loving it now that he has finally realized he made a mistake by dumping her.

Lily Allen did the freak on a group of photographers today in London. Check out the pictures of her ranting and hitting before security could restrain her.

The photographers tried to snap her leaving her London home and somehow during the tussle — one of them was shoved into her car so she began swearing at everyone.

Lily finally got to the recording studio a little while later but then she saw more more paparazzi and tossed a water bottle at one of them.

She was hauled down to the police station and questioned for a freak out on paps almost two years ago to the day. No charges were filed then. Homegirl needs to learn how to punch though… she looks like a pathetic amateur.

Yes I’m joking. Shame on her for losing her cool.

The Jonas brothers haven’t been raking it in as expected despite their surprise ‘pop in’ appearances at various theaters throughout the US showing their movie. It was projected that it would rake in $30-$40 million at the U.S. box offices, but instead it earned Disney an estimated $12.7 million dollars.

After coming in at #2 in the U.S. box office over the weekend which is a major disappointment, they have now also failed to win the #1 spot for album sales, sitting at #3 with the soundtrack for their 3-D Concert Experience.

The brothers sold 30,000 copies LESS than their label projected. They managed to unload only 53,465 units.

So do you want to know who beat them out?

Joe Jonas’ ex, Taylor Swift!!

Revenge of the ex-girlfriends is sweet news to all of their fans.

Taylor’s latest album, Fearless, moved over 20,000 more copies than their album, and as we all know, she dated one of the brothers and was dumped. So she must be feeling pretty dam* good right about now. Her fans’ crazy love for her record has kept her at #1 for the 11th week now, selling 74,635 copies – a 19% gain from the week before!

The other ex, Miley also did waaay better with her movie’s box office opening! Miley Cyrus’s Hannah Montana 3-D earned almost three times the amount of the brothers and it was only played in about half as many theaters.

DMX is officially on “lockdown status” in Arizona’s Tent City Jail for threatening to fight the guards.

After DMX didn’t show up for his medication, officials say he began swearing at officers and threatened to “assault somebody to get some respect.”

DMX was immediately tossed into lockdown and punished with a “special diet that is a form of bread and water.”

It all started when he refused to report for work, telling officers, “I already have a job and don’t need this (expletive).”

Sounds like he still hasn’t learned anything from being incarcerated. He fails to obey the rules outside of the cage and it seems while he’s in the big cage.

MJ’s brother, Jermaine Jackson is being sued by his ex and from the looks of the court documents, she isn’t going to get much since he barely makes 1k a month. Shame on him because she is claiming she is desperate for money as she only makes $81.00 a month and she has the kids.

Jermaine Jackson thinks the $3,000 per month he is currently paying is excessive in child support since he barely made $10,000 last year. He filed legal papers with the L.A. County courts Wednesday, claiming he hasn’t made the big bucks since 2007 when he received $450,000 to appear on the U.K. version of “Big Brother.”

Jermaine claims the current monthly amount he’s required to pay to his ex wife Alejandra Jackson is unfair, because his income from”Big Brother” was taken into account when he agreed to pay $3,000 per month in child support in May 2008. Jermaine is saying he can’t afford to keep up the payment because he’s had a “significant change of circumstance” — and only makes $892.75 per month… which is why he moved back in with his mom!

His documents state that on his current salary, he can barely afford to pay for clothes, laundry, groceries and a tutor for his kids, Jaafar and Jermajesty.

Oh, and he’s so broke he is asking for Alejandra to pay his legal fees too.

Where has all the money gone?!!

Lindsay wrote this entry on her blog the other day. Interestingly enough she lists her status as single, while SaMan’s is set to private so only her friends can view it. She really should appreciate that the paps thinks she is still relevant since she hasn’t done any work that is really outstanding lately.

She writes:

Random

head games- that’s what the tabloids and pap’s play with everyone …. don’t they? everyone plays games, but it gets to the point sometimes when you just want to know why.. well, i couldn’t sleep and am watching “Without a Trace” for a bit. Oh and yes, i love this show!!! Jack Malone is boss .. well-have a good one. sweet dreams.. all my love always, Lindsay Lo xoxo

Currently listening:
Head Games
By Foreigner

Love the Fleetwood Mac line at the end….only…. it is ‘players only love you when they’re playing.’

Wait… does this mean SaMan is a player?!!