Jessica Simpson is dying for the country community to love her. So now she is strutting around with a cowboy hat all the time. Here she is sliding into a pool, with a cowboyhat, giving some sort of strange face. The picture isn’t stellar quality but it is good enough for me! BTW her bathing suit looks like a bra!

Just when I think I’ve seen it all when it comes DIVAS and their antics, Mimi shows me how life as a Diva is done! Here she is on a private yacht in Capri yesterday getting towel dried by people I can only assume are members of her staff entourage.

Here is her diva list:

* She has 11 bodyguards surround her table in restaurants, so people can’t see her eat
* She insists her dogs travel by private plane or private car only
* She booked every penthouse in Claridge’s hotel, so she can have ultimate privacy
* She insists they install a $20,000 gym next to her penthouse suite
* She will never use public transportation again, “I’ve already been on the bus I don’t need to go back on the bus.”
* She keeps 20 humidifiers around her bed
* She likes being carried around, because wearing high heels all the time hurts her feet
* She doesn’t have a Birthday, “Honestly, I don’t even have birthdays. I call them anniversaries.”
* She won’t wear flat shoes ever! She said, “My feet repel them.”

She herself has personally said:

“I guess I am a diva in many ways. I can be difficult and a little bit rigid about what I want”

But then she added: “I don’t think I’m demanding enough.”

A diva must be properly taken care of which is why I have to admit, I’d like to be one someday!

What a great photo of Britney! This was taken during her recent mini-vacation in Cabo. Such a nice change from the pictures of the past, that’s for sure. Girl has been working out and it shows. Daddy Spears has been taking good care of her, he has taken her under his wing and the fatherly love has worked wonders.

Supposedly there are some photos of her swimming with dolphins which I’m sure will surface somewhere shortly as ‘unnamed sources are alleging that this trip to Mexico was:

“set up by her camp… have brokered a series of shots that she’s offering exclusively to a celebrity weekly for $1 million.”

Not sure if that is true, wouldn’t suprise me if it were, she has some massive legal fee bills to pay off.

Can’t wait to see her next video because it looks as if Britney B***h is back!

So Kim Kardashian usually hides her big rear end when out and about in a bikini, but this time she decided to bare it all, and might I say that her ass is way bigger than I expected! Now we all know she has been using Velasmooth or velashape in order to get rid of her cottage cheese thighs. It looks like it must be working, because for a butt that big you would expect some dimples! She is even letting a little ass crack show, how class is that?!