After many preparations, many calls and many world-renowned artists rushing to do recordings, it seems that Simon Cowell’s Haiti charity masterpiece is finally complete. Actually, it was completed on Saturday night. It is a cover of REM’s “Everybody Hurts” with such artists singing as Leona Lewis, Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue, Susan Boyle, Mariah Carey, Jon Bon Jovi, Rod Stewart and even more. You have to hand it to Simon Cowell… he really outdid himself with this one. He even got the British prime minister to exempt the sale of the record from Value Added Tax so even more money can go to Haiti… and perhaps a small fraction of it to the man behind the curtains.