Time is running out for one of the Kardashian sisters’ key career goals – getting on the Oprah Winfrey show.

The celebrity sisters engaged in a serious Twitter rap about the problem of a retiring Oprah and a blooming Kardashian empire. Kim tweeted: My goal in life is to go on the Oprah Winfrey Show, we need 2 plan & plot! How can the Kardashian sister get on Oprah????

To which Khloe tweeted: go to africa for a few weeks and get lost adopting a baby. Kourt and I will come and find you! Africa + adopting= Oprah

To which Kim then tweeted: I have no problem getting lost in Africa, but really adopt? Can’t I just steal Kourt’s baby? Someone should kidnap us!

The Oprah tweeting continued with Khloe saying: OMG! Forget Africa! I have the perfect plan. Let’s go to Cuba, find Tupac! You have a baby by him!!! Tupac + Babies=Oprah. Then the full horror dawned on Kim: We only have 635 days left until Oprah is off the air, no time to get kidnapped! Can’t U & Lamar just adopt me?